Hello, everyone and thank you for having me. I have a lot to get through today, so we are going to hit the ground running with an email, well, actually an update from some spell advice that this witch had requested a while back. She had an important interview coming up and she wanted to make sure that she nailed it. My advice was a standard “Get That Job spell. Basically, you eat an apple a day or two prior to the interview, and while you’re eating this apple, envision nailing this interview, getting the job, starting your first day, and so on. Then once you’re done, cut the apple core open and save the seeds. When you go in for the interview, take those seeds with you and then, as you’re leaving, leave the seeds behind somewhere on the job site.
Sex Magick
Happy Thursday my loves, and thank you so much for joining me today. I would like to start today with an email.
Hi. I’m a 55+ year old woman and new to the craft. I haven’t dated in over 13 yrs. I tried after my last relationship ended (he passed) but it was a terrible experience between grieving, the trolls and scammers I just said f*ck it. With Valentine’s Day around the corner I was wondering if there was some type of spell for attraction that I can use to help me while I attempt the dating scene again. Any thoughts??? Thank you for your time.
Severing Bonds & Reversal Magick
Well here we are in November! I hope everyone had a fun Halloween and a great Samhain. We also have the full moon and a solar eclipse this coming Tuesday, November 8th so that’s exciting as well. We are cruising right on through the holiday season, aren’t we. It’ll be Yule before we know it, my gods.
Reading Tea Leaves
This is the last episode of September! Can you believe it? October is here, witches, I hope you’re ready to fly. We are also in the Mercury retrograde homestretch, thank the gods for that. I’m ready to go direct. We still have like seven other planets in retrograde right now, we don’t need Mercury in there too, just raising hell for no good reason.
Autumn Equinox/Mabon 2022
Welcome to the Autumn Equinox 2022 episode. Yes, I know, Mabon isn’t until next Thursday, but I want to talk about it today, give us a little time to make some plans, get some ideas for ritual activities.
Hekate
Okay, everyone, Mercury goes retrograde officially tomorrow. I hope we are all ready for this one. It’ll be a doozy, I think. But as always, we can take some precautions to mitigate its general fuckery and help us to get through this time more smoothly. We are gonna be retrograde until October 2. So that’s a little over three weeks. Not too long, but still plenty of time to make a mess if we’re not proactive.
Folk Magick
Well we made it to July! I think we need to give ourselves some recognition for that alone. It hasn’t necessarily been a smooth ride, but everyday is an opportunity to rewrite, or at least revise, our story. This is something I’ve been working on myself, this is something we should all probably always have in the back of our minds to some extent. And yes, it’s not reasonable or realistic or healthy to constantly be grinding, grinding, grinding, constantly focused on self improvement, never giving ourselves a break, and I swear if I see another meme talking about you have the same number of hours in a day as Beyonce… I’m gonna lose it.
Intuitive Magick
Hello everyone, and happy solstice to you. I have been loving all the pictures and the beautiful rituals and I keep going back to some of them to have another look and I get all emotional again. This is such a magical time of year, and I do mean that in the most literal sense. There is powerful solstice magick all around us at this time, and a lot of it has to do with that little balancing act that we do right on the edge of midsummer or midwinter. When we get right to the cusp of the longest day of the year or the shortest day, depending on your hemisphere, before tipping over into the downswing again.
June Magick
Well, well, welcome to June. June is a really magical time of year, and we are going to talk all about the different ways we can honor this beautiful month, and magically get the most out of it. We have a full moon on the 14th, we’ve got the solstice on the 21st along with the start of Cancer season, and there’s a new moon on the 28th. This time of year represents a major shift in the seasons, a major shift in mindsets and as of today, we are finally out of Mercury Retrograde, thank you and smell ya later.
Anointing Oils
Hello my friends, and welcome to the podcast. This is the last episode of May 2022, my gods this whole month has been a tornado of astrological activity and it is not over yet. Mercury is still in retrograde until June 2, and we have the New Moon this Monday, so that’ll be energetic. We’ve just crossed into Gemini season, which I love. I actually enjoy Gemini season, and I like Geminis. I think they get a little bit of a bad rap, but they’re a lot of fun. So I think we should all give them a break.